The Girlfriend Experience

A desire for intimacy beyond the mere physical release.

All incall bookings are inclusive of a hot shower pre and post-booking. You will be provided with a large fluffy towel, a selection of scented and unscented body washes, mouth wash and a fingernail scrubbing brush. A complimentary beverage will be served to you. You have a choice of white wine, beer, water or BYO. Please do not be offended if I do not drink with you, I rarely do so. A phone charger can be provided upon request if needed.

 

EXPERIENCE INCLUDES

Affectionate cuddling, affectionate kissing, blindfold play, COB - Cum on Body, DATY - oral on me, DFK - deep French kissing, dirty talk, edging, face sitting, full body relaxation oil massage, HJ - hand job, lap dance, light spanking, multiple positions, multi-shots (45 minute bookings or more), mutual masturbation, nipple play - on you and me, sensory play, Spanish sex - boob job, striptease and temperature play.

NOTABLE SKILLSET

Highly adaptable to cardio intensive or slow and sensual sessions. Both ready to lead and ready to follow.

Notorious for sensual and intimate foreplay involving edging, blindfolds, fire and ice, blow jobs and the ability to make men feel relaxed.

Self-taught massage style includes a mix of Swedish and Thai. Depending on what is needed, I use my knuckles, forearms and elbows to work muscles deeply.

RATES

30 minutes…$240

45 minutes…$280

1 hour…$320

1.5 hours…$440 (recommended for nervous first-time clients)

2 hours…$600

EXTRAS

Out of hours booking request, +$50

Outfit/lingerie change in between rounds, +$20

BOUNDARIES

Sorry, I do not offer services to clients under 18 and I do not engage in anal play, couple, fingering, foot fetish, Greek - anal, rimming - receiving or giving, role play or shower together services.

At the end of 2018, I dislocated my jaw. I will be only offering BJs to clients who I have seen more than once. This will aid the healing process and prevent future dislocations.

CONSIDERATIONS

At no point will you leave our session with nail marks, hickeys, bite marks, bruises, perfume or any indication you have visited me.

TURN ONS IN THE BEDROOM

Gentle nipple play, multiple positions, edging/giving lengthy foreplay, soft neck bites and kisses, biting you gently, receiving gentle bites on my butt, scratching you gently, receiving shoulder massages, blindfold play, temperature play, the feeling of silk, the feeling of metal, holding you down, men who trust me to lead and guide them to explore new things.

FAVOURITE POSITIONS

Anvil, bench, bizet, butterfly, caramel, chair, honeymoon, nirvana, scissor, spork and swing.

TURN ONS OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM

I absolutely melt around thoughtful, chivalrous and affectionate men. I notice when someone opens doors for me and always says “please” and “thank you” around other people, not just with me. Someone who is humble and grounded about their success and will actively go out of their way to brighten my day, from bringing me snacks, sending me a thank you message after our time together, writing a review or gifting something thoughtful.

FAVOURED DATE NIGHTS

Cooking classes, going to a food market (I love street food), being cooked for, cooking for someone else, fine dining, anything that involves dessert, clay sculpture classes and couples massage/spa dates.

FAVOURED RESTAURANTS

European, Colombian, Argentinean, BBQ and generally any dessert!

Bonus points for finding healthy restaurants and restaurants with vegan options.

HOBBIES/INTERESTS

Cooking, standup paddle boarding, snorkelling, kayaking, psychology, stoicism, cybersecurity and warfare .

PREFERRED GIFTS

Cookbooks, premium olive oils or anything cooking related.

E-gift cards: Stevens (cookware), ZARA (clothing) and The Rub (massage).

TURN OFFS IN THE BEDROOM

Fingering, strong cologne, having my ears licked, rimming, anything to do with having my head pushed or pulled, teeth grazing my nipples, having my face stroked, licking my lingerie, staying in missionary for a long time, *starfishes and doesn’t talk or attempt to interact with me.

(*I need consent at all times, whether it’s physical or verbal enthusiasm. I understand nerves may cause you to become quiet or you may be unsure on what to do. I will do my best to make you to feel comfortable).

DISLIKED POSITIONS

Flatiron, being in missionary for too long.

TURN OFFS OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM

Braggarts, anyone rude to waiters/minimum wage workers, can’t hold a conversation, asks me overly personal questions about my family/background/home life, nosy - tries to take a look around my apartment/personal space without asking.

ALLERGIES & INTOLERANCES

Serious (full body hives)- strong laundry detergents.

Moderate - Cat fur.

Mild (nausea/headaches) - Shrimp.

PREFERENCES

Omnivorous. I generally avoid eating onion and garlic (I like kissing).

I can drink, I just prefer not to as my tolerance is low.

I cannot eat grapefruit or drink grapefruit juice as it interferes with my birth control.

The smell and taste of shrimp makes me feel ill. I can detect traces of it. Please avoid ordering anything with shrimp.

I am a picky seafood eater and only enjoy fish that has been freshly caught and has never been frozen.

DISLIKED DATE NIGHTS

Wine or beer tastings, seafood restaurants, pasta restaurants and going to nightclubs. I am moderately allergic to cats so cannot enter the Cat Cafe in the CBD.

DISLIKED RESTAURANTS

Any restaurant that serves a lot of bread, rice, noodles and douses their food in sauces/curry. I generally eat clean so this type of food, although delicious, make me feel a little sick because it’s so heavy.

 
I think Valentina likewise is all about the experience as a whole. Her photos display every physical attribute a man with a working sexual appetite could desire IMO, but she’d be great snuggled up to in front of the TV as well. There’s a lot of pleasure just in being around her.
 

Always travelling for work and hate dining alone?

Recently single and looking for a no strings attached, yet intimate date night?

Want to get your confidence up before dating again?

Spend an evening with me full of good food, laughs, kisses and intimate fun.


DINE OUT WITH ME | $800….4 hours

2 HOURS SOCIAL TIME, 2 HOURS BEDROOM TIME

My apartment is a few minutes walk from multiple Metro Top 50 Restaurants and situated close to the motorway for fast transportation.

If you are on a budget, I recommend using First Table - “book the first table of the night at Auckland restaurants for $10 a table and you'll get 50% off the food bill for two to four people!”


DINE IN WITH ME | $900…4 hours

2 HOURS SOCIAL TIME, 2 HOURS BEDROOM TIME

Cook with me or sit back and watch me cook for you over a bottle of white wine or beer at my private CBD apartment. If you are not particularly skilled in the kitchen but want to learn, I can teach you how to cook!

If you would like to show off your cooking skills and prepare something for me instead - I would love it! I am absolutely smitten with a man who knows his way around the kitchen.

If you have specific dietary requirements, preferences or allergies - please notify me before making a booking. I will organise a new menu for you to approve.

TO BOOK

  • $100 gift card cancellation deposit must be sent 48 hours or more in advance.

  • Select pick up method when purchasing card.

  • Pick up store location is Countdown Auckland Metro 19-25 Victoria street.

  • Pick up instructions > Female friend is picking it up.

  • $800 to be paid in person.

TO CANCEL

  • To receive a full refund, please cancel with 24 hours or more notice.

  • Refund can be in the form of $100 being deducted from your next booking or I can send the gift card to an address of your choosing.

  • If less than 24 hours notice is given, the deposit will be taken as a cancellation fee.

TIME EXTENSIONS

+$100…social time.

+$300…bedroom time.

 

THE HOUSE WIFE EXPERIENCE | $2100

12 hours | $2100

Accompany me to the supermarket before dinner (if desired), join me in preparing ingredients and get to know each other over a fresh home cooked dinner. Receive a relaxing massage in a blackout room just before you fall asleep, cuddled up with me.

I will prepare a breakfast of your choosing, sweet or savoury, while you sleep in. When breakfast is ready, I will wake you up with kisses and breakfast in bed! There is no better way to start the day. You will leave feeling rejuvenated and refreshed.

TO BOOK

  • $200 gift card cancellation deposit must be sent 48 hours or more in advance.

  • Select pick up method when purchasing card.

  • Pick up store location is Countdown Auckland Metro 19-25 Victoria street.

  • Pick up instructions > Female friend is picking it up.

  • $1900 or $2400 to be paid in person.

TO CANCEL

  • To receive a full refund, please cancel with 24 hours or more notice.

  • Refund can be in the form of $100 being deducted from your next booking or I can send the gift card to an address of your choosing.

  • If less than 24 hours notice is given, the deposit will be taken as a cancellation fee.

TIME EXTENSION

+$500…3 hours.

I feel like any rainy day fund should include a Valentina component. No matter how badly it’s been bucketing down literally and metaphorically everything looks up after she’s taken care of you.

Holiday companion

Any requests for Holiday Companion must e-mail me the length of their desired booking, the dates, how we are travelling (air, boat, rental car etc.) and general itinerary. Providing this information assures me that you are organised and that you are making a serious enquiry. Failure to provide this information will have me decline you as a client. My rates change depending on expectations and length of time. There is no fixed rate.

For example, if accompanying you during a work excursion, my rates will drop as you will spend some time away in meetings.