The ultimate grooming guide for the perfect client

29 Nov

So, you've finally picked an escort you really like and can’t wait to meet her. Congratulations! But before you go out and start impressing her with your good manners and punctuality, there are a few things you need to take care of first. This ultimate grooming guide will make sure that you look and feel your best when meeting your future hourly girlfriend. So read on and get ready to make a great impression.

Why does hygiene matter?

There are a few reasons why hygiene is important when seeing an escort. For one thing, good hygiene can help put them at ease and make them feel more comfortable around you. Bad hygiene can be off-putting and make it difficult to focus on anything else. If she can't stand the way you smell, it's going to be hard to have an enjoyable time, and they are going to avoid wherever that smell is coming from. That brings me to my next point, escorts adjust their attitude and services based on your hygiene. If you snacked on onion rings prior, she’ll avoid or refuse kissing and any sex positions where your mouth is close to her nose, like missionary. Finally, good hygiene shows that you're considerate and respectful of others. It's just common courtesy to make sure you're clean when you’re going to be intimate with someone. So whether you're trying to get the most out of your booking or just want to be polite, paying attention to your hygiene is always a good idea, especially if you want to be her favourite client.

Drink a glass of water

When you're dehydrated, your saliva thickens, and this turns deep french kissing into an unpleasant experience. It's also not very appealing when your kisses are syrupy or there is dried saliva crusting on the side of your mouth.

Oral brushing technique

Throw out your manual toothbrush and get an electric one! Instead of just brushing your teeth, brush your entire mouth too. Your gums, the inside of your lips and cheeks, and the top and bottom of your tongue all harbour bacteria that cause bad breath. If you brush these routinely alongside nightly flossing and drinking water, you won’t ever have morning breath.

Aim to brush your teeth around three hours before your booking if you can, so any microcuts can heal. Additionally, if your gums bleed when you brush, you have gum disease. Instead of seeing an escort, take a trip to a dental hygienist. If you have anxiety around pain during dental cleaning, ask reception about numbing options when booking to make sure you’re as comfortable as possible.

Use a silk mitt to exfoliate

Bathe or steam in the shower for 10–15 minutes, until your skin is softened. Wet two Turkish or silk mitts with just water (don't use any soap), then turn off that tap! Place one on each hand and rub them up against your skin in long strokes. Apply as much pressure as you like, and you’ll start to see dead skin being rubbed off—you should aim to do this once per week. After exfoliating, it’s on to using soap.

Choose the best soap for you

The soap you choose is important because it will help determine how well your skin is cleaned. Men's skin tends to be oilier than women's, which means that it needs soap with stronger ingredients in order to remove dirt and grime from the body. Look for soaps specifically formulated for men, such as those with charcoal or tea tree oil, which are great at removing excess oil without drying out your skin. If you have dry skin, I recommend a gentle cleanser like Cetaphil.

Lather up and use a loofah

Once you are in the shower, take some body wash, lather up your loofah, and use gentle circular motions to cover your entire body, front and back, from neck-to-toe, in soapy bubbles. Pay attention to your hands and fingernails, the neck area (including the back of your neck), under your arms, your entire groin, and between your butt cheeks. Body odour is caused by bacteria, so scrubbing for 30 seconds and rinsing with warm water will go a long way to get rid of and prevent any bad smells. If you are not circumcised, remember to pull back your foreskin when cleaning.

Moisturise your hands

If there’s one body part you’re going to moisturise before a booking, pick your hands. Women’s bodies are often very soft and sensitive, so moisturised hands instead of ones that feel like sandpaper will go a long way. I recommend DU'IT Tough Hands to soften up calluses and rough hands.

Body hair

Personally, I don’t care how much or little hair you have as long as it's clean and won’t scratch my skin. If you have stubble (pubic or facial), please remove it if you can. If you have a beard, rub your face against your wrist. Is your beard scratchy? If yes, use beard or hair oil to soften it to make kissing you an enjoyable experience for me. In terms of pubic hair, I am pro trimming. Shaving pubic hair before a booking risks accidentally cutting yourself, which means you’ll have to cancel!

Fragrance

Fragrance is another key element when it comes to preparing for a booking. As an asthmatic, I personally prefer that a client not use cologne to avoid inducing an asthma attack. For the same reasons, my clients often avoid smoking before seeing me or vape instead. If you’re seeing another escort, make sure to pick out a scent that you like—not one that someone else might prefer! A dab of light cologne behind the ears can go a long way in making sure that you feel confident throughout the evening. If you spray your body with fragrance, it will leave a bitter taste on your skin, which can impact what an escort will do during a booking. And remember: less is more when it comes to fragrance; nobody wants their date reeking like they just stepped out of a perfume factory!

Quick hygiene hacks

Body odour? Apply witch hazel to the offending area to kill bacteria.
Ate garlic, fish, or onions? Get a stainless steel spoon and scrub your tongue and as much of your mouth with it as you can. You’ll find that the taste will fade faster.

FAQ

Do I take a shower upon arrival even though I showered at home?

Yes, it's an industry standard. If mouthwash is offered, pour it in the cup provided and swish it around in your mouth for 30 seconds. Don’t drink out of the mouthwash bottle! Avoid the urge to ask if you can skip showering and head straight to the bedroom. It’s considered rude and can make an escort feel uncomfortable. When an escort is happy and comfortable around you, she’s at her best!

What do I do when I get out of the shower?

Wrap your towel around your waist and head to the bedroom for some fun!

And there you have it! Your future hourly girlfriend will be impressed with your perfect hygiene, and you'll feel more confident knowing you're looking and smelling your best. Thanks for reading, and good luck with your upcoming booking!