Nosy questions clients ask but don’t want to know the answer to
Seeing an escort can be nerve-wracking, especially when it comes to meeting them for the first time. You want to make a good impression, but you also don't want to ask too many nosy questions or pry too deeply into their personal life and give the impression that you’re a stalker. Unfortunately, sometimes these questions slip out before you even realise it , and you definitely don't want to know the answer! Here are some of the most common nosy questions clients ask, but would probably be better off not knowing the answer to.
“Have you had a busy day?”
I find that clients ask this because they are trying to make small talk and this is the first question they can think of on the spot. They don’t realise what they’ve said until they’ve said it!
My cheeky reply is usually to look incredulously at them and ask, “do you reaaaaally want to know?" I'm met with a sheepish grin and a "no, no, I don't." It's preferable to discuss your day because it's inappropriate to discuss ours and what we did unless you have a cuckholding fetish.
“How many clients do you get a day?”
If it’s a high number, it grosses people out. If it’s a low number, it infers there is something wrong with an escort and/or her service. There is no correct answer to give a client who asks.
Honest answer: it changes. You're sometimes busy, sometimes not. The school holidays in particular tend to be slow. Why? My clients are often working professionals with children.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
If the answer is yes, clients lose respect for you and it ruins the fantasy. If the answer is no, where is the conversation supposed to go from there? Why do you want to know? So you can pry further when someone says yes, they have a boyfriend or a husband? Or ask them out on a date when they say no? Are you emotionally secure enough to date a sex worker in the first place? Don't pry into her personal life in the same way you wouldn't want her to pry into yours. My reply is cheeky as always: “Why? Do you have a wife?"
"What’s the worst client you’ve ever had?"
When you ask an escort who her worst client is, the likelihood that you're asking her to relive a traumatic experience is high. I do know escorts in the industry who have been bitten, assaulted, stalked, etc. I doubt you really want to hear about it while trying to have sexy times.
Use another adjective: annoying, awkward, weird, etc.
"So what made you do this job?"
I have been asked this question before, laughed, and asked him what made him come see me. This question has impolite undertones and many escorts feel like you're about to judge their life decisions.
Do you really want to know how someone was broke, homeless, or couldn't get a job? It's a very awkward topic. Most girls will just say they love sex because that's the politically correct answer.
A better question is, "What do you like about your job?"
So there you have it, lads. The next time you think of asking an escort one of these questions, you'll know you’ve done the etiquette equivalent of sneezing in someone’s face.
