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Social Etiquette

When you meet me for the first time, there are a few things you should keep in mind. You can expect direct eye contact, a pleasant smile and a hug when I greet you at the door. Once we've been properly introduced, feel free to ask me about my interests, but please don't pry too much by going through my closet or get too personal such as asking me for my home address (yes, these things have really happened to me before!)

I'm happy to chat about the weather, current events, popular culture or anything I post online, but I prefer to keep things light and surface-level on my end if we’re newly acquainted. You are, of course, free to tell me anything about your life from venting about work to divulging kinks you’ve never told anyone about. Lastly, please be mindful and avoid invading my personal bubble which includes asking me out on an unpaid date or trying to stay over your booking time. In general, just be polite, respectful, and considerate which is how I’ll treat you.

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The ultimate grooming guide for the perfect client

So, you've finally picked an escort you really like and can’t wait to meet her. Congratulations! But before you go out and start impressing her with your good manners and punctuality, there are a few things you need to take care of first. This ultimate grooming guide will make sure that you look and feel your best when meeting your future hourly girlfriend.

Discretion

Bookings are by invitation only, and my address is not published online. It will be given to you about 15 minutes before we meet. Should you experience a serious and unexpected event during our booking (such as a seizure or heart attack), your discretion and safety will not be compromised if we run overtime due to the arrival of anyone else without my express invitation.

There is no building or door signage at my location indicating my presence or that of an escort.
You won’t be contacted unexpectedly after our booking unless I’m experiencing symptoms of a contagious illness, such as the seasonal flu. The message will be signed off as VAL Auto Electrical Repairs with no hint as to how we met. Please do me the courtesy of cancelling our booking if you feel sick or think you’re getting sick. If you’re sick after our visit, please let me know.
I avoid wearing perfume, or if I do, it’s applied behind my ear or at the nape of my neck and will not rub off on you.
I provide scentless body wash and use scentless, water-dispersible massage oil. Any oil used will easily be washed off during a normal shower with no extra effort. You will not go home or go back to work after your lunch break smelling like me or any of the products I use :)

Grooming

I’m always freshly showered and dressed to impress in designer lingerie or form-fitting clothing. In return, I ask that you are also meticulous in your grooming standards. Prepare as you would for a first date!
I’m a non-smoker, so please be courteous and avoid smoking directly before seeing me.
Upon arrival, I’ll provide you with a shower, a freshly laundered towel, and mouthwash.
Please refrain from putting your clothes back on after your shower, it defeats the purpose of showering if you have worn them all day. Just wrap yourself in the towel I’ve provided you.

Cancellation policy

You don’t need to come up with a reason to cancel; please just inform me as soon as possible. No questions asked.
If you decide to not show up without letting me know, I won’t accept a booking with you in the future.

Confidentiality

My laptop is encrypted, and my phone will be wiped clean if tampered with.
If I see you in public, I won’t approach you or give any indication that I know you. Please offer me the same courtesy in return.
I won’t ask you any overly personal questions in the booking, such as what you do for work, and I'll stick to lighthearted topics or whatever you want to talk about!

Disabilities

Sorry, I don’t cater to clients in a wheelchair, as my apartment is unsuitable.
If you have any physical or mental limitations or medical ailments that are significant enough to impact our time together, please let me know when booking and how this may affect our time together. This allows me to make adjustments to my service beforehand without the awkwardness of trial and error if left unprepared. For example, having a broken arm and using crutches; having autism (difficulty making eye contact); having phimosis, and so on.

Sexual Safety

Thankfully, the Prostitute Reform Act 2003 decriminalised sex work in New Zealand. It is legal to purchase my services. All my clients are gentlemen who put their health before pleasure and will not ask to engage in risky sexual behavior, such as asking for services without a condom. I actively refuse my services to anyone outside of this description.
I received safe sex training from a former escort at the New Zealand Prostitutes Collective who had five years of experience in the industry.
On top of my normal vaccinations, I have received my HPV and hepatitis A.
Please note: in between multi-shot rounds, I will politely ask you to quickly rinse off your bodily fluids in the shower before resuming the next round. Protecting my health means I’m protecting yours too.
Please don’t walk around my apartment unattended (the living room and kitchen are off-limits without my express permission). This is to avoid confusion on my end if something goes missing.